Sunday Funday!! 
9) (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
8) This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
7) If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
6) If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
5) Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
4) When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
3) You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
2) if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
1) If you were a steak you would be well done.
19) If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
18) What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
17) I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
16) You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
15) Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
14) Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
13) You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
12) Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
11) Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
29) If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
28) People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
27) You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
26) I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
25) Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
24) Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle'.
23) Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
22) Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
21) Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
39) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
38) So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
37) If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
36) I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
35) If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
34) Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
33) Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
32) [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
31) You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
49) Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
48) I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
47) Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
46) Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
45) Baby, Did you fart, cause you blow me away.
44) There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
43) Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
42) Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
41) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
59) If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
58) Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
57) Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.
56) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
55) I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
54) I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
53) Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
52) Are you African? Because you're african babe.
51) Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
69) I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
68) Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
67) Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
66) Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
65) Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
64) Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
63) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
62) Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
61) You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
79) I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
78) You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
77) Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
76) Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
75) Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
74) You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
73) Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
72) You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
71) You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
89) Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
88) There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
87) If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
86) I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
85) If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
84) Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
83) I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
82) Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
81) Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
100) I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
99) Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
98) I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
97) Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
96) I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
95) Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
94) Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
93) Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
92) Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
91) Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
