9) (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
8) This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
7) If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
6) If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
5) Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
4) When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
3) You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
2) if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
1) If you were a steak you would be well done.
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